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- The man loves more complex things in life, namely women

- The fastest way to disseminate any topic
Women ... phone ... online ... and if you're in a hurry on the publication of the Women Say The subject strictly confidential.

- That diplomacy is the art that makes you say to a dog fierce: Oh you cute dog until you have a chance to pick up a piece of stone.

- You spoke angry, you would say the greatest modern regret it all your life.

- Representation is only lying to people who applaud his heroes.

- If you do not have to talk about the troubles, do not bother with your friends; they say it to your enemies who will be happy to listen to.

- Most people are worried about is the warden at the prison.

- Q: When congratulates the people whether hel?
Answer: When you get married

- A book of human life, but few people know to read more than one page of it.

- Dear .. often do not find you, I am visiting your conscience Savior spend ..

- Human: No meat is eaten, not his skin wears, what it is the sweetness of the tongue?

- Beauty Without agility, hooks without taste.

- Adherence to the bull by the horns, and adherence to the man of his words

- Wealth lawyers crap litigants

- Idiots and the only ones who do not suffer doubt

- An excellent way to reduce drinking alcohol
Premarital drink when you are sad
After marriage drink when they are happy

- We spend four-fifths of our lives at work to make the five remaining comfortable and enjoyable life.

- When a man accuses woman of having no heart, it certainly was hijacked his heart

- There are three ways to die
Take cigarettes a day .. die ten years ago
More than one drink .. die thirty years ago
I love people honestly .. die every day

- What a beautiful hygiene! ... But what the greatest when they are in our minds

- A successful marriage is not based on complete openness; but on the basis of silence Hakim

- In life and in the most recent first carry on the shoulders.

- When your life becomes dark, Pray to God for the faith liberates you from the darkness, and the darkness if continued after the prayer, so be sure that you did not pay the electricity bill.

- There is no powder for decoration beautiful trail of happiness.

Beautiful jokes in the world

Beautiful jokes in the world

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Humor: It is a type of folk literature and describes the story or position or group of words to the effect on the receiver and make him laugh, and the jokes are usually perform in front of an audience, you choose a set of jokes, I hope that Tdgkm.

 Lady was traveling in the desert and suspended Aladdin's lamp, Vgth and got out of it genie and said to her: Speck Beck servant between thee ask stature you, but the condition: you three requests but, every request you ask your husband will get, a 10-fold demand 0 she said, is not a problem she said: I want to be the nicest unit in the universe uttered her Genie: Your husband will be ten times the beauty she is not a problem but claimed loves me because I am beautiful earth women 0 second request, said: I want to be the richest woman on earth 0 said to her husband Bacon richer than you tenfold said : is not a problem I am what I needed 0 claimed third request: she comes to me I want to light a clot in the heart 0

 Schaaf was born once shot in the street said to his brother, I Hakhadd Cat de wash and Arbhe.akhuh said if washed Htamot and Sabh and walked and came back two hours later killed his brother Bieit Bicolh cat died and he said if I do not Coltlk washed Hatamot said Mamti_ and I washed it died and I'm squeezing .

 One Besthbl Atjoz alone Ptsthbl, Khalafo Wade ... to work out where the dead

 Three hawks Atrahenoa claimed the first hunting and returned in its beak a little blood, said Hevco tree Elly de there? They said yes, then caught the rabbit claimed the second and returned in its beak blood of many Hevco rock Elly said there di said yes, he then caught the spinner claimed a third dumbest one of them returned and whole blood Hevcoa said Elly de column there said yes, I said what Hevchoush

 One of the Bicol mirror Tighe Jmaah.adhiky work every day and Buss Adhiky pounds! Kallh Mashi. JH on last month killed Amaaha ninety Jnyh.qalha AT Aaoulih I Mhbdiky every day Buss and pounds. Kallh Matskt Mesh Abu Haitham neighbor income Bnfren.

 TV presenter met a young man in the street I asked him a question Answer a correct answer, asked him loves showing states, the young man answered quickly: Mom God's mercy, and announcer impossible Trjtah he asked another request received, the young man thought and then said: I love Aschoff Zamalek a Beachd league ... received Almveahlo Ojablk Mamtk easier.

 Two Mahshchin said one incredible Bali busy, said second definite hook

 Once the teacher asked the children in class will think to himself stupid standing ... after Xue stop the pupil and the teacher asked him ... Les bug sir Bfkr yourself stupid .ferd him pupil Genuine Mahbic Ashoufak standing to Uahdak sir

 Pupil: I love you, goofy and wants Ojosk ... School: But I Mabahebesh two young boys ... pupil: and I do not express the boys

 Bicol years old for his bride in the Morning Good Morning, Miss Qllh of what Khpetk

 Barber Stoned was looped Dguen one day arrived when he said his permission Tbhe replied customer Bastakkhvav (no !!!) The Mahch and parts and threw them in the street the day arrived when the second authorization said Tbhe said her father, of course, the customer has Junkie cut and Ataha him


 In one junkie divides his salary the first month, and says to eat 500 500 1000 Electricity rent house 500 cannabis .... doorbell and Qalolo police open the incision 500 followed by cannabis

 The four Mahshchin and Open supermarket and Hto each role the cashier customer Libby chicken chicken income Abe said, replied Mahch said, living or dead is dead customer Faqalh Mahch said suggested the second round claimed the second round, said Abe chicken dead Faqalh Mahch cooled and iced? Customer cooler response Faqalh Mahch welcomed the third round so he went the third round and said Abe chicken dead and cooler Faqalh Mahch bags or without bags, said customer Pkaas Faqalh Mahch welcomed the fourth round Farrah JL said Abe chicken dead, refrigerated and Pkaas Faqalh Mahch originally Mandna chicken but u opinion in the system


 Stoned sat side and one said to him, narrowed You said no and God said to him: Ok then there

 Stoned They said to him: u think of the early marriage? Said means time is it ??? !!


 Stoned stop Taxi few empty taxi lack Iowa Gulw Mahch Tayyip go down Nsulv Shui

 Stoned Saim call as requested by listeners Golh Shaw Betheb hear Qlhm section of the ears of Morocco

 In five Hacashin sitting Eetmazhon knives died Thelii fourth said Hui salvation Let's stop not turn grandfather

 Stoned landed his robe on the relationship and grinding Cil.althob said Mahch .ahamd God Makint flown dress

 Stoned missed his mother in the market claimed asked one and said: Mashvt alone I walk the walk with them

 Stoned passed at an Internet cafe written on it pm with ten riyals. Entered and asked: is the hour against Al Muwayh

 In two Mahshchin one of them sitting empty bar said second Mahch hear if concluded his record to me


 Where one Stoned grinding of the Building gathered by the people and asked u become what God said and know Tony Jay

 Stoned Hui says: Imagine the morning and received yourself dead, he said: God does not Onhbl

 Stoned sitting in writing a letter is suddenly Line Les ??? The first line said in inspection

 Stoned father Maaat Day Gusloh Qalolh At 50 Real men said God, if he Lexus

 Drunken call his wife in the late Vic Fraser told him you pissed said God curse Abu Detector

 Stoned claimed the sermon Kdmulh tea Payton said from the beginning sweet charm

 Stoned spotter says Hui: Once Nfdhana electricity and Talat Picture bill

 Youth Mahshchin London boarded a bus Abu floors .. who beats up on who is saying under: How you walk? He said: 80 .. and you? Elly on: Hanna does not Halehin said Madjana drivers

 In one of the tests asked French and Japanese Arabiya: u faster Shi in the world? French said: light .. Japanese said: Thinking .. Arab said: diarrhea asked .. Why? He said, because if Jack diarrhea Matlhak do not open the light .. not think Amdec


 Stoned claimed Dr. complain all he dreamed of Manam Baktauh playing Dr. Orhan said: Atnam for two days .. Mahch said: Maakedr because Hate Balabon final

 Stoned Stoned to say: I Bardan of conditioner .. Reply Mahch said: I am Mohammed from Riyadh

 Stoned writes lecture with Dr., all patient survey incision paper!

 Stoned Diem fond Ozkartin and Icherbhen .. Sawa told his friend: Why? He said: Me and fraternal Elly prison .. And then became fond Zkarh unit .. girlfriend said: Congratulations pollen brother .. He said: No, I'm invalidated smoke

 Stoned always late for his mother quickly Qhumich .. .. wearing a suit brother officer arrived on mistake .. work .. .. balmy himself said: Believe that mom Miep sober .. denominated fraternal .. I think of,

 Stoned knock on the lines Bihdz, the employee said: round-trip? He said: No, knockout!

 Stoned blind drunk with young people, on the inside Libby apply, they said to him: Badri? He said: salvation hostile Aschoff

 Mahshchin gunmen, caught one they said to him: You are with us and not with Dhulak? He said: Do not you, said: Hanna Dhulak, Aalkalp!

 Stoned pilgrims bearing and base address them: The Hdettoa Round pink asses !!! we go back before Eid

 Stoned entered the mosque after prayers balmy inside the funeral said: Ahlalalalala came Dinner

 Stoned walks with Khuyth market Khuyth Shaft father .. .. .. said the parents of my parents said you had to do Mahch tell him I am your brother

 One asks Stoned say this street Wayne calls them ?? Mahch said: God, I knew him from Metharrik Ihsasi

 Barber Stoned Gah important customer Mahch said customer Etbi customer right ear lightly said, not what her father Ja Mahch and parts and threw them and asked Etbi left ear men said her father, of course, cut and Atta them

 Stoned read the names of deaths Gazette said: Lord, hoping what I call them


 Four Mahshchin playing Balot Tnin Aochron for some third-Hui said the fourth quarter Aochron Adezle said to pause

Best jokes

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Not the most beautiful smile caressed our lips, and touches our hearts, and our souls go out with joy, the smile wiped off the pain and grief is erased, and enlighten avenues had been closed, and open up new horizons.
May not mean much to smile some who overlooked the psychological effects and implications Alohanih, it may be today, full of wrangling and inconvenience and quarrels comes delightful position or funny happened that day eliminates all Ahath and pain and grief to put the place Basma not the most beautiful of them.
And from here fancy and he created some of us find a way "to smile" only through it, from here came sitcoms and dramas and jokes and pranks and movies and short syllables comic etc are all found or been put in place for one purpose, not and is drawing a smile happy on the lips of one of them !.
And in our theme this talk about the jokes being a way you do not need to resources or equipment, and so it does not take as saying minutes until we begin to hysterical laughter continuous -that if they are beautiful humor and according to who says in the selected-but if he chooses a bad joke we will build a place and face gloomy disapprovingly (what is this?)
The beginning of what is humor?
Jokes or joke or Zinger: It is a kind of folk literature and tells a little story or situation which is said / written / watching, and for the purpose of influencing the recipient and make him smile.
Types of jokes
May be political, social, economic, or historical. - In the field of political humor: There was, for example, the Arab-Israeli conflict.
- The social humor: they are mocking cash or hint of a certain social position or recipes casual in a community.
- Economic and humor: they are kind of jokes lampooning the economic conditions affecting the citizens and economic issues
- Finally, the historical humor: jokes are spoken for ages gone like jokes that have been made in the reign of the Fatimid state.
And now will get out of this thing some serious air, and we will add a bit of fun and humor and humor on the subject and mention some of the most beautiful jokes: - once Stoned Gap shirt wooded Ahan birds stand it.
- Stoned rode his brain work accident
- Stoned asked: What is the best way to catch a rabbit? Replied: imitate the voice of a carrot.
- One Stoned Love develops helicopter Removing the Fan and rode conditioning
- * Junkie Saig ambulance in the war conveyor 35 dead, he heard on the radio the fall of the 30 dead, stood up and opened the door and said the five who Besthblo dropped off immediately.
- Teacher for pupils said: ye ye lamps hopes tomorrow's future looked a student to a colleague found him sleeping absorbed said to the professor: I have the lamp that burned beside me sir
- One Mis claimed the film extended to Fadah Mvihash is one left. Claimed and sits and Rah head and said a little mesh net
- One and turn a cold sense of Fame ... he covered his brother
- Born father asks .... Is love blind ??? Replied his father .. He said: Look your mother and you know
- In one slept late ........ death dream
- A joke taken ruled Life imprisonment ..lah? .. Ahanha mutate one of laughter
- Once one and turn his mother died, his father was buried
- One Ando seven sons named Halo Seven Up
- In one drink Dowa prematurely five Dqaig Ashan surprise germs
- The one inside the stadium and Rafe black flag Lech ?????? Encourages rule.
- Stingy bathroom income Leach did not come out? Written on the bathroom door from the inside Pay !!
- Hen committed suicide and wrote in her absence Maggie profit you
- One has two houses ... one LIVING and second reserve ... you know !! Why? ... Ahan if one told him destroy your house ......... soothed lives in a second home - Moon said the sun Taatzojina said Leach said no to you Qalthelo ensures night
- Not everything that goes on in your head ideas may be lice
- Donkey balmy horse Qal..aakh if I Savior secondary
- Shaw intelligence chief Ukrainian Ahtoblakhuv name
- In progress donkey donkey preaching, her father kicked
- A mental hospital director was learned that one of the patients saved the life of another patient threw himself into the river and tried to commit suicide. Fastdaah to his office and told him: "If your behavior and your heroic requires us to allow you to return to your home. It is unfortunate that the man who saved so that committed suicide after hanging himself with a rope." The patient said: "No, sir, did not commit suicide, I hung Aalhabl Ashan dry."
- Was Juha neighbor heavy and whenever borrowed something from Juha not bring him back to him and while Juha at home and if neighbor beats the door opened Juha said to him, his neighbor Aarna ass said to him, Juha has Akhaddth my wife Aisha to the market I'm sorry if it's here to gave him to you and if Belhmar Anehg in his house, he said his neighbor's attic Atkzb you Juha Juha told him angry and rubbed Jara Tkzbna and ratify my ass
- Stoned claimed shows the result examination killed Halo deposit, claimed Tkhanq with his mother and told her along the base year Btalba Jaya and the last two days Tdeili !!!
- Arabic phrases that scientists: - * held the same size but smaller Shui
- * I Swear what I want but I swear by Almighty God ..
- * Sleepy? .. Not God but I want my hand-hour time ..

- * Walk Let sit, tired and I'm sitting Im walking - -

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Judge tolerant

A man sat in the courtroom since early morning, waiting for the judge to consider his case, and it may be a long wait in the hall since the morning of that day until the con that felt very bored, and Alnhihkhrj eyebrow Mnaúaa aloud that will be considered in cases that have not seen by tomorrow, prompting the wrath of man and complained, and what the judge heard it told him that he will satisfy him dollars fine of twenty to this objection, he took the man looking in his wallet and pocket for money, and when the judge saw it, it told him (well, if you were not this amount does not have the need to pay, forget it) replied the man, saying: (No, I'm trying to know how much is enough I have to draw you another objection

Troublesome village

A man in his car traveled from one city to another, and what that dark solution decided to stop the car in one of the streets to have a rest before you continue walking, turn a man of his car on a street in a small village was on the road, and what to unbuckle the man in his car seat and slept even heard someone knocking on the window of a car. The man woke up to find someone asks him: (What time is it please?) He looked at his watch and answered as seventh, the man and the driver went back to sleep again. And is only minutes until the driver was surprised by those who wake him again bang on the glass of his car and when he woke up he said to him: (Please, can you tell me how much time?) Replied again it seventh ten minutes, and while he finishes the man the driver noticed that someone is approaching his car to ask gave a pen and wrote him a great line: (I do not know the time), and then quickly returned to his car to sleep, but what that immortalized in sleep until the voice of the streets on the window glass was heard and came a voice saying: Time seventh quarter completely, O Lord

Children endless requests


Order a Alabe of the small girl that go to bed so he could Alstikaz early for school the next day. After that the child entered the room a few minutes the baby cried, and his father, asking him to bring him a cup of water to drink, but he refused the father, saying to him that he could was to drink before going to sleep, and is only more minutes until the child called again that he is thirsty, repeat Father rejection, warning that if called to him again will beat him, he said, after the child (Dad, can you bring me a glass of water when you come to beat me?)

Funny About some countries

Funny About some countries

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Funny About some countries

In China to prevent idiots enter university
In South Africa, also prevents the black men walking towards white girls ..
In Russia also forbidden to eat snow in the month of May and June
In Singapore prohibited the sale or chewing gum
In France prevents any pig wearing clothes similar to Napoleon
In China each family give birth to more than one child punished by a fine
In Japan also prohibits the employment of Korean girls in restaurants and hotels
In Australia also prevents the curfew at night dressed in black rubber boots
In South Africa (was) to prevent blacks curfew in Johannesburg during off hours
In Italy, forbidden to hold non-Catholic without the permission of the Pope
Ireland's forbidden to drink alcohol in front of the cow
In Switzerland forbidden pull Siphon after ten at night
In France, the radio stations are required to allocate 80% of the broadcasting hours of French Songs
In Austria prevents eat ice cream in front of banks
In Austria also forbidden to sleep in the markets
In Russia, prevents the use of bread to wipe the mouth after eating
In Canada foreclosed clean wounds in front of children
In England, forbidden to walk naked in the street for those over the age of ten years
In Japan, women forbidden to sit down (against) men in public restaurants
In Burundi prevents citizens throwing corpses in the streets
In Burundi, feed the cats prevents anyone who has five children
In Denmark, prohibited operation of the vehicle and underneath someone
In Switzerland, leaving the keys in the car and then left open the car
In England, prohibited the establishment of an affair with the husband of Queen
In Thailand, forbidden to leave the house without underwear
In Australia prohibits sex to those who are less than 16 unless in the presence of a parent
In Toronto prevents withdraw any "dead horse" in Young Street
In Thailand prevents the cars stand above the national currency
In Denmark, forbidden swine wash on Sunday
In Ireland, forbidden to urinate in the farms of others
On Saturday, in Israel prevents the use of trumpets to Cherbalme

Beautiful Funny positions

Beautiful Funny positions 

How beautiful, my girlfriend
While proffer me I phone 5s
I would love to be your golden morals that resemble gold LA
And white as the whites of your heart
I do not mind to be black as blackness knee ..
Pranks as hearts Alcarhinlk ..
I love you my friend
- My friend!
- My friend where you are?
- Hzvtna Alehioana
Imagine a society without a lie
- Professor:
Vhmto explanation?
- Students:
No - Professor:
Why?
- Students:
Because you explain what Ptaraf
Azopete reason up to now:
My friends in Kano Ictpola Alaongrav Book (memories),
I hope you can live under valued and cock !!!
God does not guide you and Antti Yaha the heck Invitation
Before Shui:
My telephone rang;

Lamy Ptgala Maine GS line? !!
Bgalha:
One Libdeh Ikhtabna !!
Ptgala:
Havk not Lycia? !!
Gatlha:
Why not Ischofna !!
Ptgala:
Because I do not Makwol Havk and Lycia Bern
Zaman what you Ahof end Lissa the Alamtwoo ...
Borghi my scores and lifting Manuyato
White your dress
Talpsé not any man beats your door
And not for old age and fear of people talk!
Because you do not Talpsé Tmanata wearing so much!
P you enjoy it for two hours ..
And may you live long after that unfortunate age
Because they do not Talpsé fourth opportunity for you and your chances will be reduced!
Albsé not work when the right man
Your partner which half of your soul in his body
Elbsé the man who Ttwafiqin him intellectually
, Spiritually, mentally and emotionally
Vahsne choice;
Because many dresses but one life,
Plastering and painting instead
To Btzlkhém p face waxing
Shu think Tamli interface stone

Tketbi this and by the grace of my Lord
The most luxurious and Jericho
Elly Bagalk
Girl Mattel Koura Hothapetrdjalk ..! '* !!
Ok Come Agalk his job ...
Times Bchot Koura far
Ptasir and running and saw her Mtlalhmar sake Matadhaa you !!
When someone Agillk ..
Do not let it kill him to death yourself
Depend on you doing Shui!
When I signed my Washi p carpet ...
And crumbles
Movement of the hands of p place Minshan distributed and disappears Kanye Nzvth
No edema have no conscience
How many young waits for the winter ...
My name's sake writes p nets Grvetoa
Imposed for legitimacy in view of marriage ...
Giebo girl a sober sleep ...
Uige young Sober, a sleep ...
And Icololhm Hai heck your face all become Bdkm some did not?
I do not know the writer,,,
Shape but get bogged down
Someone says:
Stronger lowliest Ssuytha Movement
Imitated the voice of the parents of girl
And continued our relationship and how many days for honesty endowed his character as Habib
Rather than as a father
Strong sabotages his home

Lech us what Baiqro children Hai days before bedtime stories ???
Mother: Once Upon a Time in the Old Child Alzenkh time: Wayne place Lima ?? Mother: in a shack in the woods Child: Maine cottage ?? Mother: hut of a man and princes Alzenkh: what they have and Ladd ?? Mother: No
Child: Why ??
Mother: what God gave them
Child:
Which is not a growth defect?
Mother: What Baraf and supported it landed on slippers
Child: Iserau Cultivate pipeline
Mother: Ankrs, I hear ..... not without voice
Child: Present
Mother: one day
Child: any day mean ??

And the story ends Bnmrh 38 presses Bbaho and Panama and Hobpka

Beautiful funny jokes

Beautiful funny jokes

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Some jokes from the Jordanian street, you chose to laugh here and make for fun and laughter place between us.
Was in the army unit where new soldiers and was in the military Stoned them declared in the unit visited the army chief and recounted the Askar if Salkua leader for your age Ptgulwloa 81 years and serve Ptgoa two years and if Salkua for Ashe Btermua the gun and the gun Ptgoa on both sides, sir. Agee floating military commander stood before and asked him how old are you, replied returned Snetn asked him how much your service: Re him 81 years Vgallowa leader you crazy nor Habila O military, replied on both sides sir

One mirror Mtkhanqan Fbtaloa speak to some of the paper wrote Sahana 6:30 Ahan I have a job, the paper landed on the bed and slept healthy 10:00 killed the paper written on it at 6:30 at night Wake

Bean was born to his father: Pope Aatunaina five piasters few Hoptcol four pennies for three pennies Wish me take two piasters penny

Once one had asked him to prove ownership of the house ... Gap image which Bichtaf yard

Once one is agreed that he and his sister tells him its result examinations at the telephone and Ashan camouflage if it came dashing hypertext "ladder you Mohammed" and if it came up with rules to take him, "You Mohammadayn ladder." Results important day she told him his sister's phone, Bakuellaha human uh, Kallh: "You take over the whole nation of Muhammad."

At times one Stoned holder bat and Fart of laughter Bsaloa people Lech Ptdg recounted the first time Ahof Farr Labs Abaya

Once one Jordanian and one German and one American if Pkzbo computer Bzmr (Thiet) US: Ehna first people boarded the space and Ehna invented cars Almsides computer: Thiet German: Ehna our own rockets and our own cars Alhvrli computer: Thiet Mahch: Computer: Thiet Thiet Thiet Thiet Thiet

Why all Namustan Baiqrsoa with some?
Ashan unit flying the quilt and Altanih pinch
One mane flirting with his wife, Qrsa Emach
Once sentences crammed 10 Gnmat Ballzawiyeh Bakhin Maine vile who said Wagga Abu Hlatif

Shaw drew parallels between America and Pampers? Monday fully in control of the situation

In one Libdeh works suicide, he stood amid the 50 Jewish slaughter case, died (7) of laughter.

Mohammed claimed buy a car fast, Galo car owner Hai first second third still Expire Tayer on Mars, actually walking in the car and work accident, took him to the hospital, Chaffhm all dressed in white, LO: Maine Expire? Galhm: Mohammed planet.

Alone entered the bathroom and contacted their nuts in Ashan scrutinized, responded and uttered: Call two dimensions, the cow in the bathroom.


Holiday on the birth of one of Asahaboa in the city after the conclusion of the Christmas holiday Badawi said, see the holiday quarter Meladqua I Hate

Once one up faster drawing contest Wagga drawing point, Golo Ashe Hai? Galhm: Haza Phil Jay from afar

English professor said to levels Put the word dog in a useful phrase said Saidi dog O Music

The five entered the cafe and they asked misers cup juice and five lollipops

Ajuzatan storming marry landed announcement married one and get one free

Sheikh Stoned speeches in people: the severity of debauchery debauched we go out for 400 dinars ... scope, and one said: I am saying at 700 dinars per person ... Sheikh smiling with the B & O and I have


In one occurred in the cement mixer came Mnehghal dilapidated house amusements

Professor Bigy students: Alhacs prevented stupid stop, stood born professor: Why are you stupid Hases pupil: pity you astray standing by yourself

Stoned AC cross the street claimed a piece Vdasth car, he said: The ceremonial you Aref

One Anal Jay guessed Eetmschr, bought for his mother, two birds! One sitting and singing second silent .. I asked his mother Leach second silent ?? Uttered Hmaalmlhan


One walker said Laura alone sweet and saw her career? She said no and saw her sweet ass
Once one of the Cutter what the stock market lost disease
When Dr. claimed to the lack of Dr: my goodness you press arrived 70
Lack of patient: Selling

One courting his wife uttered by my love for Ante Okinte in India was Abduque
I mean, I said Bdla angel?
I uttered not a cow

One Bicol for his fiancee to Azemrlk Ptnzle Kallh Lanta Sharett car uttered not Sharett Zimirh


Jordanian Shaft her son Pthaosh with one .. Gtlh: my son, what we want .. stain problems and come ...!

Girl Ptsal her mother: Mom, daughter Lech Btalps white dress on her wedding? . Mother: Because it's the happiest day of her life, my daughter ... the girl after thinking: Here, now known Lech groom wore a black

Stoned asked: How do your situation with fasting? He said: God does not Alodo had died of thirst ...!
Once one heard Anu Bedouins dinar licensed about sharks and Nsas

In the three started to cinema .... One blind and one Atrm and one squint ... .. blind say: I heard the whole film, but what I saw him say something Alatrm: I saw the whole film, but what I heard them say something cockeyed: I am the best of you lip twice

Once one sitting watching Real Madrid ..sama match announcer says Fowl favor ** Ronaldo said: believe Tony know that his first name in favor of

Trman son family dialogue: Dad Lippe option
Father: for my right, my time and Dig LD
Mother: To my right, my girl Ojuj playing gambling
Girl: Hey Mom Jeddah shower Erilha nail
Grandma: This is what minus Beaune Atalona from Casablanca

Once one claimed defies the Japanese in the industry, Rdjaoh in cartons with Remote Catalog and ensure a year

Once one claimed condolences and condolences influenced by many, is the brother of the dead climber asked: What in the hope due

Stoned rinsing Laket
They told him, landed beneath Journal
He said: No unusual length

At times one Stoned holder bat and Fart of laughter
Bsaloa people Lech Ptdg
Recounted the first time Ahof Farr Labs Abaya

Why all Namustan Baiqrsoa with some?
Ashan unit flying the quilt and Altanih pinch
One mane flirting with his wife, Qrsa Emach

One Stoned worked with him to meet with Salo on TV? What is your favorite hobby? He replied skiing jameed

Visits one of his wife's uncle Tmidho you brave hero and martyr, I uttered the battle of dignity

Hank Ogbea keeps company they started at the hospital in good Basaloh Shaw Saer Vqlhm not and Washi but deceased parent Shui .......

Once one heard Anu Bedouins dinar licensed about sharks and Nsas

In the three started to cinema .... One blind and one Atrm and one squint ... .. blind say: I heard the whole film, but what I saw him say something Alatrm: I saw the whole film, but what I heard them say something cockeyed: I am the best of you Hevchmrtin