الثلاثاء، 16 ديسمبر 2014

Beautiful jokes in the world

Beautiful jokes in the world
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Humor: It is a type of folk literature and describes the story or position or group of words to the effect on the receiver and make him laugh, and the jokes are usually perform in front of an audience, you choose a set of jokes, I hope that Tdgkm.

 Lady was traveling in the desert and suspended Aladdin's lamp, Vgth and got out of it genie and said to her: Speck Beck servant between thee ask stature you, but the condition: you three requests but, every request you ask your husband will get, a 10-fold demand 0 she said, is not a problem she said: I want to be the nicest unit in the universe uttered her Genie: Your husband will be ten times the beauty she is not a problem but claimed loves me because I am beautiful earth women 0 second request, said: I want to be the richest woman on earth 0 said to her husband Bacon richer than you tenfold said : is not a problem I am what I needed 0 claimed third request: she comes to me I want to light a clot in the heart 0

 Schaaf was born once shot in the street said to his brother, I Hakhadd Cat de wash and Arbhe.akhuh said if washed Htamot and Sabh and walked and came back two hours later killed his brother Bieit Bicolh cat died and he said if I do not Coltlk washed Hatamot said Mamti_ and I washed it died and I'm squeezing .

 One Besthbl Atjoz alone Ptsthbl, Khalafo Wade ... to work out where the dead

 Three hawks Atrahenoa claimed the first hunting and returned in its beak a little blood, said Hevco tree Elly de there? They said yes, then caught the rabbit claimed the second and returned in its beak blood of many Hevco rock Elly said there di said yes, he then caught the spinner claimed a third dumbest one of them returned and whole blood Hevcoa said Elly de column there said yes, I said what Hevchoush

 One of the Bicol mirror Tighe Jmaah.adhiky work every day and Buss Adhiky pounds! Kallh Mashi. JH on last month killed Amaaha ninety Jnyh.qalha AT Aaoulih I Mhbdiky every day Buss and pounds. Kallh Matskt Mesh Abu Haitham neighbor income Bnfren.

 TV presenter met a young man in the street I asked him a question Answer a correct answer, asked him loves showing states, the young man answered quickly: Mom God's mercy, and announcer impossible Trjtah he asked another request received, the young man thought and then said: I love Aschoff Zamalek a Beachd league ... received Almveahlo Ojablk Mamtk easier.

 Two Mahshchin said one incredible Bali busy, said second definite hook

 Once the teacher asked the children in class will think to himself stupid standing ... after Xue stop the pupil and the teacher asked him ... Les bug sir Bfkr yourself stupid .ferd him pupil Genuine Mahbic Ashoufak standing to Uahdak sir

 Pupil: I love you, goofy and wants Ojosk ... School: But I Mabahebesh two young boys ... pupil: and I do not express the boys

 Bicol years old for his bride in the Morning Good Morning, Miss Qllh of what Khpetk

 Barber Stoned was looped Dguen one day arrived when he said his permission Tbhe replied customer Bastakkhvav (no !!!) The Mahch and parts and threw them in the street the day arrived when the second authorization said Tbhe said her father, of course, the customer has Junkie cut and Ataha him


 In one junkie divides his salary the first month, and says to eat 500 500 1000 Electricity rent house 500 cannabis .... doorbell and Qalolo police open the incision 500 followed by cannabis

 The four Mahshchin and Open supermarket and Hto each role the cashier customer Libby chicken chicken income Abe said, replied Mahch said, living or dead is dead customer Faqalh Mahch said suggested the second round claimed the second round, said Abe chicken dead Faqalh Mahch cooled and iced? Customer cooler response Faqalh Mahch welcomed the third round so he went the third round and said Abe chicken dead and cooler Faqalh Mahch bags or without bags, said customer Pkaas Faqalh Mahch welcomed the fourth round Farrah JL said Abe chicken dead, refrigerated and Pkaas Faqalh Mahch originally Mandna chicken but u opinion in the system


 Stoned sat side and one said to him, narrowed You said no and God said to him: Ok then there

 Stoned They said to him: u think of the early marriage? Said means time is it ??? !!


 Stoned stop Taxi few empty taxi lack Iowa Gulw Mahch Tayyip go down Nsulv Shui

 Stoned Saim call as requested by listeners Golh Shaw Betheb hear Qlhm section of the ears of Morocco

 In five Hacashin sitting Eetmazhon knives died Thelii fourth said Hui salvation Let's stop not turn grandfather

 Stoned landed his robe on the relationship and grinding Cil.althob said Mahch .ahamd God Makint flown dress

 Stoned missed his mother in the market claimed asked one and said: Mashvt alone I walk the walk with them

 Stoned passed at an Internet cafe written on it pm with ten riyals. Entered and asked: is the hour against Al Muwayh

 In two Mahshchin one of them sitting empty bar said second Mahch hear if concluded his record to me


 Where one Stoned grinding of the Building gathered by the people and asked u become what God said and know Tony Jay

 Stoned Hui says: Imagine the morning and received yourself dead, he said: God does not Onhbl

 Stoned sitting in writing a letter is suddenly Line Les ??? The first line said in inspection

 Stoned father Maaat Day Gusloh Qalolh At 50 Real men said God, if he Lexus

 Drunken call his wife in the late Vic Fraser told him you pissed said God curse Abu Detector

 Stoned claimed the sermon Kdmulh tea Payton said from the beginning sweet charm

 Stoned spotter says Hui: Once Nfdhana electricity and Talat Picture bill

 Youth Mahshchin London boarded a bus Abu floors .. who beats up on who is saying under: How you walk? He said: 80 .. and you? Elly on: Hanna does not Halehin said Madjana drivers

 In one of the tests asked French and Japanese Arabiya: u faster Shi in the world? French said: light .. Japanese said: Thinking .. Arab said: diarrhea asked .. Why? He said, because if Jack diarrhea Matlhak do not open the light .. not think Amdec


 Stoned claimed Dr. complain all he dreamed of Manam Baktauh playing Dr. Orhan said: Atnam for two days .. Mahch said: Maakedr because Hate Balabon final

 Stoned Stoned to say: I Bardan of conditioner .. Reply Mahch said: I am Mohammed from Riyadh

 Stoned writes lecture with Dr., all patient survey incision paper!

 Stoned Diem fond Ozkartin and Icherbhen .. Sawa told his friend: Why? He said: Me and fraternal Elly prison .. And then became fond Zkarh unit .. girlfriend said: Congratulations pollen brother .. He said: No, I'm invalidated smoke

 Stoned always late for his mother quickly Qhumich .. .. wearing a suit brother officer arrived on mistake .. work .. .. balmy himself said: Believe that mom Miep sober .. denominated fraternal .. I think of,

 Stoned knock on the lines Bihdz, the employee said: round-trip? He said: No, knockout!

 Stoned blind drunk with young people, on the inside Libby apply, they said to him: Badri? He said: salvation hostile Aschoff

 Mahshchin gunmen, caught one they said to him: You are with us and not with Dhulak? He said: Do not you, said: Hanna Dhulak, Aalkalp!

 Stoned pilgrims bearing and base address them: The Hdettoa Round pink asses !!! we go back before Eid

 Stoned entered the mosque after prayers balmy inside the funeral said: Ahlalalalala came Dinner

 Stoned walks with Khuyth market Khuyth Shaft father .. .. .. said the parents of my parents said you had to do Mahch tell him I am your brother

 One asks Stoned say this street Wayne calls them ?? Mahch said: God, I knew him from Metharrik Ihsasi

 Barber Stoned Gah important customer Mahch said customer Etbi customer right ear lightly said, not what her father Ja Mahch and parts and threw them and asked Etbi left ear men said her father, of course, cut and Atta them

 Stoned read the names of deaths Gazette said: Lord, hoping what I call them


 Four Mahshchin playing Balot Tnin Aochron for some third-Hui said the fourth quarter Aochron Adezle said to pause

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